1
00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:09,209
**

2
00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:46,880
**

3
00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,554
- Muriel, where have you been?

4
00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:56,322
- Well, I dropped off
your drawings,

5
00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:57,557
bought a new camera lens,

6
00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:01,127
and had a mad fling
in a sleazy motel.

7
00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,496
- What kind of lens?

8
00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:05,498
- (scoffs)
How sweet.

9
00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:07,734
You missed me.
- Well, I was worried.

10
00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:10,337
I thought perhaps something
had happened to you.

11
00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,638
- It did.

12
00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,673
I had the most wonderful talk
with Mr. Wainwright.

13
00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,175
I have exciting news.

14
00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,344
- He loved my drawings?
- No.

15
00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:18,945
- He hated my drawings.

16
00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:20,947
- Henry, your drawings
were fine.

17
00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:23,383
But he told me there's an
opening for a staff photographer

18
00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,119
in one of his magazines,
"News View."

19
00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:28,221
- You're trying
to tell me something.

20
00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,756
- Oh, Henry, you know
photojournalism

21
00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:31,291
is what I've always wanted.

22
00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:34,127
And Mr. Wainwright really seemed
interested in me.

23
00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,830
- Yes, well,
I'm very happy for you.

24
00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:38,932
- You don't sound it.

25
00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,767
- Well, I'm sorry, Muriel.
It's just that I--

26
00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,836
I know what happens
to photojournalists.

27
00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:45,672
They get sent on assignments.
They travel to exotic places.

28
00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:47,374
They meet other
photojournalists.

29
00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:50,210
They have mad,
impetuous affairs.

30
00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:53,513
- Ooh!
Sounds terrific.

31
00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,715
And I get paid too.

32
00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,651
Aww.
- Mom, Dad!

33
00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,387
There's this guy
in my cinema class,

34
00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,956
Nino Antonelli.
He's a friend of Monroe's.

35
00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:06,192
- He's a genius.
Are we interrupting something?

36
00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,794
- A lot.

37
00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:10,663
- He's really
a brilliant director.

38
00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,433
And he's shooting a movie
for his graduate thesis.

39
00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,703
- Everyone says he's gonna be
another Martin Scorsese.

40
00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,171
- Who needs another one?

41
00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:21,074
I can't even pronounce
this one's name.

42
00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,410
- Now, here's the big news.

43
00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,746
Our apartment is
going to be in his movie.

44
00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,215
- What do you mean
your apartment

45
00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,084
is going to be in his movie?

46
00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,585
- Well, Nino has been looking
for an apartment

47
00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:34,454
to shoot some scenes in.

48
00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:37,424
- And I said he could use ours
as a location.

49
00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,925
That's movie talk.

50
00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,226
- Forget it.

51
00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,896
That's landlord talk.

52
00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:45,098
- But, Dad,
we already made a deal.

53
00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,734
I signed a paper saying
he could use our apartment.

54
00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:51,237
- And we've already accepted
Nino's check for $50.

55
00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:54,574
- "We"?
"We"?

56
00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:57,177
How did you get involved
in this, Monroe?

57
00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:00,046
- Well, I put
the package together.

58
00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,448
I introduced Nino to Sara.

59
00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:04,384
And then I negotiated the
location fee for the apartment.

60
00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,753
You could say I acted
as the agent.

61
00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:10,323
- I could say a lot
of other things, Monroe.

62
00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,058
- Well, if it'll make you
feel better, Mr. Rush,

63
00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:15,061
I won't take any commission.

64
00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:17,630
- Sara, you really
should've asked first.

65
00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:20,066
I have heard terrible stories
about movie companies

66
00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,736
coming into a home
and wrecking the place.

67
00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:25,205
- But, Mom,
it's only for one day.

68
00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,607
- Nino's downstairs right now.
He's looking over the apartment

69
00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,209
to get some camera angles.

70
00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:31,411
- They're shooting on Saturday.

71
00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,346
- Oh, oh, not Saturday.

72
00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,349
(stammering)
Saturday is no good.

73
00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,350
- But Mom!

74
00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,085
- Listen to your mother, Sara.

75
00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:41,521
Saturday is out.

76
00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:42,756
Why is Saturday out?

77
00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:46,659
- I, uh, I invited
Mr. Wainwright to dinner.

78
00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,396
He wants to see my work,
and I can't take a chance

79
00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:51,865
on anything going wrong.

80
00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,567
- You invited Wainwright
to dinner

81
00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,369
without asking me, Muriel?

82
00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:59,673
You know how I feel
about that man.

83
00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,175
I mean, how could you
invite my boss

84
00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:04,711
into my house for dinner?

85
00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:08,114
The least you could do is have
the courtesy to ask me first!

86
00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,718
- Roast beef okay?

87
00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,520
- Roast beef sounds fine.

88
00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:18,291
- Hey, Dan, I'm telling you,
don't worry about it.

89
00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:19,459
The deal--
- Hey, Sara, how--

90
00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,161
- Hey, hey, hey,
hold it down, will ya?

91
00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,796
I'm on the phone!

92
00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:25,365
Go ahead.

93
00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,767
- Who are you?
- I'm in the apartment now.

94
00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:31,538
It's gaudy, it's cheap,
it's tasteless, it's perfect.

95
00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:34,140
Okay.
Call me back.

96
00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,476
Hey, somebody's on the phone,
have a little more

97
00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,411
consideration,
you know what I mean?

98
00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,680
- Have a little more
consideration?

99
00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,515
- Hey, what, is there an echo
in this place?

100
00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,917
If there's an echo,
I can't shoot here.

101
00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,452
- Would you mind
telling me who you are

102
00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:46,886
and what you think
you're doing here.

103
00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,955
- I don't think,
little girl, I know.

104
00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:51,758
I'm making a movie.
The name's Antonelli.

105
00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,461
May not have heard of me yet,
but one day, you will.

106
00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:57,897
- You're making a film here
in this apartment?

107
00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:01,201
- Yeah, the, uh,
blonde fox rented it to me.

108
00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,436
- My sister?

109
00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,705
Hey, Sara can't do that
without asking me.

110
00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,374
- What about this door?
Is there a key or am I

111
00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,410
gonna have to take it
off the hinges?

112
00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:13,179
- You know where
the blonde fox is?

113
00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,148
I wanna have a talk with her.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

114
00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,549
Stay off the phone!

115
00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,486
I'm expecting a call!

116
00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,654
She, uh, she went upstairs
to tell your old man

117
00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,356
she's renting me the place.

118
00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:26,092
- Oh, good.

119
00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,495
Then I won't have to
throw you out on your ear.

120
00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,297
My old man's gonna do it.

121
00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,665
- (chuckles)

122
00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,803
- Well, I'm going downstairs
to tell Nino it's okay.

123
00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,340
- Not until I find out what
this movie is all about.

124
00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:43,777
- Oh, it's a modern love story
about a guy and two girls.

125
00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,915
- Oh, my God.
It's a porno film.

126
00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:54,087
- Henry, just because it's about
a guy and two girls

127
00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,390
doesn't mean
it's a porno film.

128
00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:58,758
Does it?

129
00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,527
- Of course not.

130
00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,397
- Well, I don't trust
today's movies.

131
00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:05,632
I like the old-fashioned kind

132
00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:08,368
like "Seven Brides
for Seven Brothers,"

133
00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:11,304
where everybody came out even.

134
00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:12,706
- Yeah, I agree, Mr. Rush.

135
00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:16,076
Like "Bob and Carol
and Ted

136
00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:19,045
- Don't get smart, Monroe.

137
00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,881
Just tell Nino
that I wanna talk to him.

138
00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,851
- You can tell him yourself.
He's downstairs waiting.

139
00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,821
- Well, why didn't you tell me?
- I did tell you, Dad.

140
00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,622
You weren't listening.
You never listen.

141
00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,191
- That's not true,
and I resent that.

142
00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,561
And I always listen.
Don't I, Muriel?

143
00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:36,696
- No.

144
00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,070
- I can't understand why
my sister said yes to you

145
00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,438
in the first place.

146
00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:46,539
- Try money.

147
00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,478
- Well, I know it wasn't
her personality.

148
00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,880
- Also she gets to work
on the movie as a gofer.

149
00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,750
- Gofer? What's that?
- Someone you order around.

150
00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:57,917
Someone who goes for things.

151
00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,519
You know, go for this,
go for that.

152
00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,021
- Well, that's demeaning.
- Okay!

153
00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:04,891
She can be executive gofer.

154
00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,160
- Okay, here's my dad.

155
00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,063
- Mom, Dad, this is Nino.

156
00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,065
Nino, this is
my sister Jackie--

157
00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,566
- I've already had
the displeasure.

158
00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,735
Tell him, Dad.

159
00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,471
- Nino, before I agree
to this deal...

160
00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,473
- What?!
- Save it, Pops.

161
00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,475
The deal is set.
- Oh, no.

162
00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:24,778
The deal isn't set.

163
00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,946
I wanna know who's gonna pay
for the damages,

164
00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,883
and who's gonna clean up
this place after you're through.

165
00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,118
- Hey, Monroe!

166
00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,187
Mr. William Morris.

167
00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,256
Didn't you tell me there
wasn't gonna be any trouble?

168
00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,857
If I'd known I was
gonna get hassled,

169
00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,392
I could've shot somewhere else.

170
00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:40,827
- Oh, I'll handle it, Nino.

171
00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,562
I'll handle it.
(clears throat)

172
00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:45,131
But not right--
not right now.

173
00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,800
- Oh, okay, fine.

174
00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,568
Give me back my money,
tear up the contract,

175
00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,370
and I'll find somewhere else
to shoot.

176
00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:51,571
- Good.

177
00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,740
- And someone else
can be the gofer.

178
00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:55,942
- Oh, please, Jackie!

179
00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:59,245
We can use the money.
And Dad, I earn credits

180
00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:02,148
for practical experience
in moviemaking.

181
00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,018
- Mrs. Rush, sweetheart.

182
00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,653
You won't even know we're here.

183
00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:10,423
We'll be very quiet and we won't
disturb your dinner party.

184
00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:13,093
- (sighs)
Well...

185
00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,161
I guess it's all right.

186
00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,197
Henry?

187
00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,800
- Well, if it's only
for one day.

188
00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,372
Okay with you, Jackie?

189
00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,874
- No, but we can
use the money.

190
00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:30,043
- All right, all right.

191
00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,911
But make sure
you leave this place

192
00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,914
exactly the way you found it.

193
00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,516
- Correction.

194
00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,752
Just leave it neat.

195
00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:46,226
- I'll just make sure I stay
far away from here on Saturday.

196
00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,428
- And make sure you're out
of here by 6:00 a.m.

197
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,663
- 6:00 a.m.?
- Right.

198
00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,198
And have the coffee on.

199
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,869
- Tell that to your
executive gofer.

200
00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,372
- Jackie!

201
00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:00,674
- Relax.

202
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,009
What are you so nervous about?

203
00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,578
- Well, I have to show
Mr. Wainwright my work.

204
00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:08,715
It means a lot to me.
He's a very important man.

205
00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:12,018
- Well, if Wainwright has an
ounce of taste, he'll love you.

206
00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:15,321
You happen to be one
damn good photographer.

207
00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,924
- Oh, thank you, darling.

208
00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,860
Uh, oh, oh, I have to go put
the hors d'oeuvres in the oven.

209
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:25,065
- Don't worry about dinner.
Everything's gonna be fine.

210
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:29,269
I just wish that Nino Fellini
downstairs would finish his epic

211
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,204
and clear out of here!

212
00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,309
(sighs)

213
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,570
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu...

214
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,939
Muriel!
Muriel!

215
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,011
- Okay, anguish, feeling,
all right?

216
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,979
And action!

217
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,281
(knock at door)
Cut!

218
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,617
- (sighs)
Oh, hi, Dad.

219
00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,186
Shh!
- Don't shush me.

220
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,355
There's a giraffe
looking in my window.

221
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,557
- What?
What?

222
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:28,261
Nino, my father says there's
a giraffe outside his window.

223
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,597
- Good, they arrived.
- "They"?

224
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,232
There are more of them?

225
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,633
- Please, I'm directing.

226
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,368
Move that light over there,
take the other--

227
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,671
- I demand to know
what's going on here.

228
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,739
- Monroe, throw him
off the set.

229
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,175
- I can't do that.
He's Sara's father.

230
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,943
- I don't care
whose father he is.

231
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,145
He's interfering.

232
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,113
- I wanna know what
that giraffe was doing

233
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,582
peeping in my window.

234
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,484
- Look, it's very simple.

235
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:54,954
The giraffe is one
of the animals on the ark.

236
00:10:54,988 --> 00:11:00,060
- (stammering)
Ark? Ark?

237
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,163
W-W-What else is on the ark?

238
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,899
- Two baby elephants,
two chimps, two bears.

239
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,468
They're all outside
in the van waiting.

240
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,070
- They're in makeup.

241
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,138
- Sara!

242
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,474
- Dad, I swear I didn't know.

243
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,076
What should I do?

244
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,179
I'll put paper on the floor,
lots of paper.

245
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,348
- There isn't enough paper
in the Sunday "Chronicle"

246
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,384
to cover what's gonna happen
on this carpet.

247
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:28,988
- Okay, okay, let-- let--
let me explain my film.

248
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,492
You see, the world
is coming to an end

249
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,161
because of pollution,
pestilence, television.

250
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,131
My three characters are planning
to save the only things

251
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,201
on the planet worth saving--
the animals.

252
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,936
The animals.

253
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:46,106
So they build this ark.

254
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,608
The night before they leave,
they steal all the animals

255
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,443
out of the zoo and hide them
in their apartment.

256
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:53,113
That's the scene
we're about to shoot now.

257
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,916
- I think it's
a beautiful story.

258
00:11:56,950 --> 00:12:00,387
- Oh, I think
it's sensational.

259
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,957
Well, well, it's interesting.

260
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,159
You couldn't pay me
to see it.

261
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:12,432
- I want everybody out of here
in five minutes!

262
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,467
- Oh, please, Dad.

263
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,069
If you throw Nino out now,

264
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,605
all the film he's shot
will be wasted.

265
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,641
- Sara, we're having
Wainwright to dinner.

266
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,243
I don't think he wants
to see any animals

267
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,612
unless they have gravy
on them.

268
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,915
- Okay, look, Mr. Rush, we only
have another hour shooting

269
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,084
and then, then we'll be gone.

270
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,086
- Please, Dad?

271
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,256
You'll be so proud of me when
I bring home an "A" in cinema.

272
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,427
- (sighs)

273
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,396
All right, they can stay.
But no animals!

274
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,665
A dog or a cat maybe.

275
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,967
A goldfish or a parakeet
even better.

276
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,769
But no animals.

277
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,237
- Hey, you got it!

278
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,606
Monroe, leave all
the other animals in the van.

279
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,875
Bring me a dog or a cat.

280
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,249
- One hour.

281
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,126
- Okay, let's get back
to work, folks.

282
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:16,129
We only got one hour.
Now, cast, remember.

283
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,831
I want emotion,
I want feeling,

284
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,633
I want depth,
I want it to come from the gut.

285
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,635
- Whoa.

286
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,972
Uh, this is the only cat
I could find in the van.

287
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,474
- Hey, that's the one.

288
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,077
- But, but that's a lion.

289
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,912
You told my father a cat.

290
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,414
- A lion is a cat.

291
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,316
Your father and I
didn't talk size.

292
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,084
- Good boy.

293
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,753
(clears throat)
Lovely cat.

294
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,490
- Very interesting, Muriel.

295
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,425
Good depth, nice composition.

296
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,894
I like the personal vision.
- Oh, well, thank you.

297
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:51,431
Oh, now, here's
an unusual shot of the bridge.

298
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,300
I used a polarizing filter
on a zoom lens

299
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,902
and I shot it from a helicopter.

300
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,872
- Ohh, do you like to fly?

301
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,041
I'll have to
take you up sometime.

302
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,475
- Oh, are you a pilot?

303
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,178
- Mmm, I've been flying
for years.

304
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,614
- So, do you have
your own plane?

305
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,383
- A blimp.

306
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:14,354
No other way to see
a football game.

307
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,691
- Um, I have some other shots
I'd like you to see.

308
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:18,692
- Mmm.
- Whoops.

309
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,495
- Oops, sorry.
(chuckling)

310
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,598
Hmm, your wife is
a very talented woman, Rush.

311
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,201
- Yes, we're quite
a talented family.

312
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,136
- Oh, really?
I didn't know that.

313
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,745
- Are you still here?

314
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,780
- Hey, keep it down, huh?

315
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:43,783
Okay, let's do this scene
one more time.

316
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,519
Sara, tell Monroe
to bring in the lion.

317
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,088
- Monroe, bring in the--

318
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,957
- Sara, he said "lion."

319
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,726
What does he mean "lion"?

320
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,128
- Oh, he means cat.

321
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,596
- How big a cat?

322
00:14:56,629 --> 00:15:00,567
- You know, your normal,
regular, large-sized cat.

323
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,469
- Let me put it
to you this way.

324
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,671
Is it too big
for a litter box?

325
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,576
- The lion.
The lion.

326
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,277
- Yeah, where is it?
We're waiting.

327
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,380
- He's gone.
- I thought it was in the van.

328
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,681
- That's what I thought.

329
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,383
- Well, where could he
have gone?

330
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,052
- Not far, I took the keys
out of the ignition.

331
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,858
- Rush, I'd like to see
where you work.

332
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,659
- Right this way.

333
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,928
I keep a drawing board
in the corner of my bedroom.

334
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,463
I like to work
in the bedroom.

335
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,198
- Oh, isn't that distracting?

336
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,967
- Only when
Muriel's undressing.

337
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,602
- I know what you mean.

338
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,542
- (sighs)

339
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,713
Henry?

340
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,082
Henry, dinner's ready.

341
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,284
Henry, can you hear me?

342
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,368
(lion growling)

343
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,807
- Yes.

344
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,309
Well, we were going to make
a studio for me

345
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,544
out of my daughter's bedroom,

346
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,612
but we just never
got around to it.

347
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,748
- Procrastination is
the thief of time.

348
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,350
- Mr. Wainwright,
you'll sit right there.

349
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,651
- Oh, yes, good.
- Henry.

350
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,386
- Okay.
Mmm, smells good.

351
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:29,055
- Thank you.
It's just the salad.

352
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,423
- (chuckling)

353
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,559
- Well, Mr. Wainwright,

354
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,895
would you care for some
fresh pepper on your salad?

355
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,230
- Ahh, pepper.

356
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:40,900
The pungent product of a fruit
of an East Indian plant.

357
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:44,571
Can be used as a condiment
or stimulant.

358
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,272
Can also provoke a sneeze.

359
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,275
- Can also provoke a hernia.

360
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,145
Depending on the size
of the sneeze.

361
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,280
- Henry, the pepper.

362
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,850
- Coming right up.

363
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,819
(indistinct background chatter)

364
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:06,860
- (stammering)
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu...

365
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,829
Muriel, I--
I have to talk to you.

366
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,899
- Well, Henry,
the salad's wilting.

367
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,701
- Excuse us.

368
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,803
- Henry, what is wrong with you?

369
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,538
- Muriel, I'm gonna
tell you something now,

370
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,839
and I don't want you to scream.

371
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,307
- I won't scream.

372
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,710
Unless something's happened
to Sara or Jackie.

373
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:27,414
- There's a lion
in the kitchen.

374
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,549
- You pulled me away
from the table for that?

375
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,486
- I'm serious, Muriel.
I saw him.

376
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,088
Long teeth and hair out to here.

377
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,457
- Are you sure it's not one
of Sara's boyfriends?

378
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,159
- It's that nut downstairs
making the film.

379
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,061
One of the animals escaped.

380
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:44,898
- You mean there's really a lion
in the kitchen?

381
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,866
(gasps)

382
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,802
- You promised not to scream.

383
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,671
(fake laughing)

384
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,606
- That was before I knew what
there was to scream about.

385
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,141
- Shh!
He'll hear you.

386
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,743
- I don't care
if the lion hears me.

387
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,244
- Not the lion.
Mr. Wainwright.

388
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,613
Right, right!
(fake laughing)

389
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,650
- Henry, you've got to tell him.
- What, and lose my job?

390
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,285
And you're never gonna
get yours either.

391
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,021
- Well, it's not my fault that
there's a lion in the kitchen.

392
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,590
- No, but it's Sara's fault
there's a lion in the kitchen.

393
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,492
And it's our fault
that there's a Sara.

394
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,061
We've gotta get out of here.
- What about the food?

395
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,529
- There's a lion in there.

396
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,032
What makes you think there's
any food left in the kitchen?

397
00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:24,070
- You folks obviously
have something

398
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,505
very important to discuss.

399
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,606
I'll get the pepper.

400
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,174
- No!
- What?!

401
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,046
- I'll...
- Um, oh, Dad!

402
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,714
There's a lion loose.

403
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,850
- A lion?
What kind of a lion?

404
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,752
A Nemean lion?
A Nubian lion?

405
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,887
An Asian lion?

406
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,791
(lion growling, roaring)

407
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,059
It's a Nubian.

408
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:47,694
An Asian is one octave lower.

409
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,064
- Oh, my God.
It's in the kitchen.

410
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:52,799
- A chair, quick!

411
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,740
Now where did this lion
come from?

412
00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:03,610
- From downstairs.
Uh, he's in the movie.

413
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,245
- I'll call the police.
- No, no!

414
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,546
Don't call the police,
Mr. Rush!

415
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,114
They might shoot him.

416
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,716
He's a very valuable lion.

417
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,918
He had a walk-on
in "Born Free."

418
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,154
- I don't care
if he had the lead!

419
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,855
I want that lion out of here!

420
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,724
- I'll go look in the truck
and see if I can find his toy.

421
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,726
He has this little rubber Pygmy
he likes to chew on.

422
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,394
I'll see...

423
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:28,101
- I'll take care of the lion.

424
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,669
- You?
- Mm-hmm.

425
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:31,805
I've been on many
a safari, Rush.

426
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,040
The king of the beasts and I
are on intimate terms.

427
00:19:34,074 --> 00:19:35,542
Hold this, please.

428
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,445
(chanting)
* Hi-ho, Simba, hiya *

429
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:42,415
* Simba, hi-ho,
Simba, hey, Simba, hey *

430
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:45,285
* Hi-hi-oh *

431
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,253
Simba!

432
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,456
(lion roaring)

433
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,657
(objects crashing)

434
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,325
(Wainwright shouting)

435
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,760
- Oh, my God!

436
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,763
(objects crashing,
lion roaring)

437
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,432
(Wainwright screaming)

438
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,767
(Wainwright)
Simba!

439
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,503
(crashing stops)

440
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,971
- I couldn't find his toy,

441
00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,507
but I got some tranquilizers.

442
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,543
Could I have a glass of water?
I can't take them without water.

443
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,019
- Here you go.
He's all yours.

444
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,054
Do something about his breath.

445
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,091
- Did you swallow
your little Pygmy?

446
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,860
Come on.

447
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,262
- Okay, let's get down there
and finish this flick.

448
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,998
- Hold it!
As far as I'm concerned,

449
00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:33,867
this flick is finished.

450
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,970
And I want you
out of here immediately.

451
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,239
- Sara.

452
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,907
Please explain to your father

453
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,342
that if I don't
finish this film,

454
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,577
you're not getting
those extra credits.

455
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,380
- You heard my father.

456
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,915
Out!

457
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:52,686
- If that's not clear,
I can make it even clearer.

458
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,022
- Okay, okay.
We all go through this.

459
00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:59,059
Cimino, Coppola, Polanski.

460
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,729
No big deal.

461
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:06,332
- I'm sorry, everybody.

462
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,834
I'm sorry.

463
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,070
- It's okay.
It's okay.

464
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:14,074
- Come on, Sara,
let's make sure he leaves.

465
00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:16,409
- (Henry sighs)
- And Mr. Wainwright,
are you all right?

466
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,912
- I think I scuffed a shoe.

467
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:23,717
- That's the bravest thing
I've ever seen.

468
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,819
- Well, did you get a picture?

469
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,754
- A picture?

470
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:32,392
Oh, I'm sorry, it never occurred
to me to get my camera.

471
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:37,831
- Muriel, a good photojournalist
never has to think twice.

472
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,733
You always have to have
a camera with you.

473
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,634
You eat with it.
You sleep with it.

474
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,370
You make love to it.

475
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,740
You never know when news
is gonna break.

476
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,109
- He's right.
I blew it.

477
00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:51,144
- You're a very talented
woman, Muriel,

478
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,979
but I'm afraid
you're not ready.

479
00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:55,215
You're not what
"News View" needs.

480
00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:59,386
- Good, because she just happens
to be exactly what I need.

481
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:03,356
**

482
00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:11,164
**


